On the First Day of Solstice, the Glob’lists Gave to Me . . .

 . . . a unicorn that defecates glitterish poo.

Western degeneracy is on mighty powerful display this Christmas in England, as this sort of ‘toy’ is one of the most ardently desired by many folks:

 . . . what started as a hipster craze has filtered down to children's toys, as unicorns are for the first time predicted to dominate the list of most sought after toys for 2018.

Unicorn-themed toys look set to take over family homes this Christmas as they make up a third of those on Argos's top 10 toy list for 2018, the retailer has revealed today.

This year's "must haves" include a giant plastic sit-on unicorn which travels at adult's walking pace, interactive unicorns, and a model which poos out glitter.

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At £49 Poopsie Unicorn Surprise is a far more affordable - but also potentially messy option. It is quite literally a unicorn that poos glitter. 

It looks set to be a major hit as it combines all of 2018's biggest trends (slime, glitter, unicorns and poo). 

Poopsie comes in four different colours and is complete with a unique bottle, glitter and a white powder which when combined together and fed to her forms the glittery unicorn poo.

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--Katie Morley, https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/06/06/unicorns-set-dominate-must-have-toy-lists-2018/

It doesn’t have to be this way.  The only options, to borrow an idea from Fr Andrew Phillips, are not Western consumerism/nihilism (which includes the secularizing tendencies of Roman Catholicism and Protestantism) and Islam.  The West may still return to the Orthodox Church of her forefathers.  But pride and the spiritual blindness that comes along with it are strong foes to overcome.

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Holy Ælfred the Great, King of England, South Patron, pray for us sinners at the Souð, unworthy though we are!

Anathema to the Union!