Tuesday, July 24, 2018


The promise of the Preamble
Is nearing its fulfilment.

Thanks to the smartphone,
The more perfect union
Is being formed.
Every decision of Congress,
President, and Court
Is up for review
Through social media
Of the Facebook
And Twitter type.
Like or dislike -
The people rule.
The children, too:
The Twenty-Eighth
Amendment made it so,
The tyranny of age
Ended at last.
The will of all the people
Now wholly reigns supreme.

To promote the general welfare
The Twenty-Ninth Amendment,
Abolishing the old-fashioned farm,
With its burdensome toil
For beast and man,
Was easily approved.
Food factories that can produce
Meat and greens without sun and soil
Abound in every town
Of our great nation
Of innovation.
No one is sent hungry away.
But neither will he overeat,
For his DNA will say
What his calorie count must be.

To insure domestic
Tranquility, the herald
Of divine fulness,
Amendment Thirty,
Was added swiftly,
After the All-Faith Council
Declared that Jesus was Jehovah,
And Buddha, Allah, and the Tao,
Quetzalcoatl, Shiva,
And every other deity,
At Oprah’s Montecito ranch.
The new Pan-Christian faith
Is now officially promoted
By government spokesmen
And funded just as well,
The First Amendment
Having received its needsome revision.

We have learned the final truth,
You are God and devil both.
Make this hive your habitation,
And bring to us the final evolution.


Holy Ælfred the Great, King of England, South Patron, pray for us sinners at the Souð, unworthy though we are!

Anathema to the Union!

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