The
promise of the Preamble
Is
nearing its fulfilment.
Thanks
to the smartphone,
The
more perfect union
Is
being formed.
Every
decision of Congress,
President,
and Court
Is
up for review
Through
social media
Of
the Facebook
And
Twitter type.
Like
or dislike -
The
people rule.
The
children, too:
The
Twenty-Eighth
Amendment
made it so,
The
tyranny of age
Ended
at last.
The
will of all the people
Now
wholly reigns supreme.
To
promote the general welfare
The
Twenty-Ninth Amendment,
Abolishing
the old-fashioned farm,
With
its burdensome toil
For
beast and man,
Was
easily approved.
Food
factories that can produce
Meat
and greens without sun and soil
Abound
in every town
Of
our great nation
Of
innovation.
No
one is sent hungry away.
But
neither will he overeat,
For
his DNA will say
What
his calorie count must be.
To
insure domestic
Tranquility,
the herald
Of
divine fulness,
Amendment
Thirty,
Was
added swiftly,
After
the All-Faith Council
Declared
that Jesus was Jehovah,
And
Buddha, Allah, and the Tao,
Quetzalcoatl,
Shiva,
And
every other deity,
At
Oprah’s Montecito ranch.
The
new Pan-Christian faith
Is
now officially promoted
By
government spokesmen
And
funded just as well,
The
First Amendment
Having
received its needsome revision.
We
have learned the final truth,
You
are God and devil both.
Make
this hive your habitation,
And
bring to us the final evolution.
--
Holy
Ælfred the Great, King of England, South Patron, pray for us sinners at the Souð, unworthy though we are!
Anathema
to the Union!
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