Looking
o’er the finest goods
A
factory can furnish:
The spicy Dorito,
And
the orange-dyed Cheeto;
Black-and-white
Oreo,
Whose
sugars cannot stand against
The
velvety-soft circus peanut;
A
cracker of wheat grown lovingly
With
glyphosate
And
baked affectionately
With
EDTA;
The
ecosystem nourished
By
packs of gummy worms,
The
fluorescent bulbs above
And
concrete slab beneath;
Where
the temperature holds
At
a chilly sixty-eight
No
matter what the calendar says,
And
the seasonal flow
They
indicate
With
a pumpkin plasticate;
Its
perfect product,
The
ever-angered
Fluid-gender
Self-worshipper.
--
Holy Ælfred the Great, King of England,
South Patron, pray for us sinners at the Souð,
unworthy though we are!
Anathema to the Union!
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