Thursday, July 4, 2013

A Proper Response to the 4th of July Flag Waving

From The Onion:

'U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths

'WASHINGTON—Citing a series of fatal malfunctions dating back to 1777, flag manufacturer Annin & Company announced Monday that it would be recalling all makes and models of its popular American flag from both foreign and domestic markets.

'Representatives from the nation's leading flag producer claimed that as many as 143 million deaths in the past two centuries can be attributed directly to the faulty U.S. models, which have been utilized extensively since the 18th century in sectors as diverse as government, the military, and public education.'

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